Shit, I came in my daughter while she was sleeping! But I think I wiped it all away

Never seen a mother masturbate? I'll fix that

What a wife my dad got - he's asleep and she's fucking her son

I wasn't peeking - I wanted to see mommy's boobs (and touch them)

I heard how you fucked my daughter - but a milf is better, check it out

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

Neighbor, you saved me, now you fuck me, but don't tell my husband

What a humiliation - my wife is under a friend's cums, and I have to sit here and jerk off

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What a bitch, she made a cuckold out of a guy on the phone and is enjoying it

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

So, client, forget about your wife, or she'll give you anal

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick

I'll comfort you now with my mouth and jerk off, but remember, not a word to your father

Bro, my boyfriend is an asshole, so you're fucking me now, okay?

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

And you massage better than your father... Oh, deeper, too